ALIEN hilang tempat berpijak

Ini cerita benar. Tiada yang benar melainkan yang benar-benar belaka. Mungkin ada tambahan dalam penceritaan untuk menyedapkan ayat. Tapi, pokok cerita ini adalah benar, waktu kejadian juga benar. Hanya bebrapa perkataan atau ayat terpaksa di ubah. Heh

Urgh . . .

Pagi - pagi mood dah tergugat. Dah tak excited. Thaipusam kan cuti, ramai yg excited. Tapi, ini tiada kena mengena dengan kisah cuti di hari Thaipusam walau Isnin aku tak cuti kerana aku tak kerja di kawasan Wilayah. 

Pagi itu, bersiap awal. Tidak terlalu awal. Anggaran dalam pukul 7.45pm. Details gile, duh..

Aku mengenakan pakaian merah beserta seluar track. Sambil mendengar lagu "Pretty Ugly - Itu Bukan Aku", sambil cek tikus di MouseHunt, game FB. Perlu ke aku sms kawan aku atau gerak seorang. Berkali-kali aku fikirkan, dan aku bercadang untuk berlari-lari anak berseorangan.

Sambil minum teh o suam dan menyuap sesudu mee. Sambil borak-borak ngn mak dan abah.

Abah mencadangkan aku berlari di padang Istana, Klang. Err, kat mana r? Hehehe. Menurutnya di situ ramai orang berbanding Di Taman Rakyat yg seperti tempat jin bertendang. Kehkehkehkeh. 

Selepas bersalam-salaman, aku pun mencapai kunci dan helmet serta baju jaket. Aku menuju ke tembok tempat ku meletakkan kasut. Kasut yg baru sekali digunapakai menggantikan kasut lamaku yang  kebanyakannya sudah agak lusuh dan koyak.

Dan.. dan.. dan..

"Oh man...!!!" keluhku dalam hati.

Bukan sakit perut, atau bukan ex aku muncul depan rumah. Bukan...

Picture of Happiness

Would like to share some picture that could cheer your day !!

The picture that would bring happiness to your life and erase all your sadness..

The picture that would heal your stress and pressure.. I hope..

Enjoy !!

Eaten alive by Jaws !!!

 

Hahaha...

Funny bus, advertisment by national geographic.

Look so real !!

Cool Gadget of the Year !! 

Gadget that all you must have!!

Hurry.. get it at your nearest store..

Heh.

Only Dummies would buy this.

DiGi invade our earth?

DiGi had launch big duck to compete with others telco..

Reason?

The Yellow men failed to fight other telco.. Hahaha

Just joke la..

I will follow You ~

Being single is wrong !!!

Meaning of this advertisement is,

it is so bad being single..

good when we got couple..

but more better when we practice poligamy..

women.. are you agree?

Dog Vader or Dark Vader ?

 

 This is the Dark Vader that had been cursed to be dog..

It will transform to real macho man when been kissed by a girl ??

Maybe?

But, who want macho man that will invade earth?

Heh...

CAT DOG or GATOR DOG ?

Costume for the dog.

All dog lover.. would you buy it for your pet?

Heh..

Quiet nice la..

You can bring your dog to Costplay or Costume Party right?

Back to early ages !! 

This is how people burn CD's before any technology invented.

Heh. Trust me..

This is true meh !!

Where is Nemo? Anyone?

Would you tell me, where is Nemo?

I could'nt find it..

Nemo !! Where are you !!

Hey, japs.. did you see Nemo?

Heh.

Cop? Where?

Could you spot any cop at this picture?

Heh.

I think this would be cool if place at our country right?

Sign like "Beware..Cop in front" or "Cop in work 500m"

Or else..

Dumb or Blind ?

 The question is : Find x.

That is.. Where x?

The student could'nt find it.

 Hahahaha...

Attention please ~

Heh. A sign made by cockroaches lover or maybe cockroaches itself.

Please.. do not make cockroaches angry or they will bite you.

Complain? No more..

Dare enough to complain?

Think twice or just forget your inetention to complain.

Heh.

So, how you feel right now?

More better?

Not?

If not.. Run as fast as you can and hit a wall with your head !!

Heh.

Dare?

Just kidding..

Have a messy wonderful life !!